Fidel Castro's Concern Is A Real Croc

Cuban Strongman Fidel Castro has released an official statement regarding an ecological problem in the tiny island nation. According to biologists, the indigenous crocodile population is in danger of extinction due to the intrusion of American crocodiles from Florida. Apparently, the American species is physically superior and is threatening to replace the Cuban variety. This is significant because the Cuban crocs have a highly-adaptive and unique trait of social cooperation that is particularly effective in hunting behavior. As expected, Castro addressed the problem as follows: "This is obviously another capitalist attack on the inherent superiority of socialism."