The New Democrat Party

Since the election of President Obama, the Republicans have gotten into the habit of referring to their rivals as the Democrat Party. Speaker of the House John Boehner, choking back tears, has said that the name,   "Democratic", causes the American people to be confused about who is really watching out for their best interests. When pressed further, he explained that "Democratic" is an adjective, which is misleading to the vast majority of his constituents who are still working on their nouns.