Computer Blamed For President's Codename

It was revealed that the codename assigned to President Obama in his recent visit to the U.K. was not befitting a person of his stature. According to British authoritiies, a computer had randomly selected one that roughly translates as "smart-alec". When the computer was asked to comment on the blunder, it replied that, since the wedding, everybody was fed up with all the pomp and circumstance and were badly in need of some diplomatic high jinx.