Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Republicans Consider New Border Patrol Strategy

In a speech to Texas Latinos, President Obama stated that the Republican solution to illegal immigration is to dig a moat at the border and fill it with alligators. Senators John McCain and Jon Kyle admitted they had considered this option but were concerned that standard border patrol uniforms would be too small.

1 comment:

  1. At least no wildebeests or zebras would cross the border.

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