Royal Wedding Gown Gets Special Treatment

Following last week's glamorous and momentous royal wedding, an enraptured public was thrilled to learn that the bride-to-be's wedding gown had been given its own suite at the exclusive hotel where the royals stayed the night before the ceremony. It was revealed by the hotel staff that the future Duchesses' breakfast menu included items from the cereal, dairy and fruit groups. In contrast, the gown's diet was mostly starch.