Royal Family Needs New Blood

Prior to the wedding, it was noted that the bride was the first commoner to wed into the royal family since the 1700's.. This decision was viewed as absolutely necessary since inbreeding within the ruling class has allegedly resulted in severe birth defects such as "hemophilia." Naturally, conservative members of the British Parliament dispute these findings by insisting that hemophilia is a choice and not a genetic predisposition. Additionally, it is hoped that this decision will put an end to the rash of crank calls coming in nightly to Buckingham Palace, in which an unidentified voice keeps asking, "Is this the Royal Court Trailer Park?"